This is my fourth review of an enema bag on Amazon. I'm just realizing how freakishly weird my reviewer profile must be: "She is obsessed with enemas. And discount dresses from China."
OK. So this is my first BLUE enema bag. Why is it blue? Only God knows. Maybe so we have something pretty to look at while we lay on our cold bathroom floors injecting foreign liquid into our bowels.
Speaking of those liquids, I'm guessing many of you are using this product for coffee enemas. Show of hands? Just as I suspected. So here's some good news: coffee stains those clear enema bags. Coffee also stains this blue enema bag, but it's more of an artistic stain. A subtle, slightly yellower block of color towards the bottom. An ephemeral shape, not unlike a Rothko painting. And we all know what happened to Rothko. But he didn't have this bag, did he? No, he did not.
As for functionality, everything works fine. No drips or leaks. Sturdy construction. The clamp is weaker than some others, but it does its job.
My advice is to cut the tube in half and save the second half for later. If you are hanging the bag from a doorknob, half the tube length should be enough. More tube length = more air to get out.
Also, I strongly recommend you buy a "straight-in" enema tip to replace the one this comes with. You can buy those individually for about $6. The tapered tips that come with ALL these bags have a little sharp chad of plastic at the rim of the hole that catches and tears your rectum when you pull it out. If you're running enemas twice a day, that's going to culminate to some serious damage. The straight -in tips look unpleasant, but they are much more comfortable in the long run and easier to use. I have no idea why all these enema bag manufacturers are still selling the bags with the tips that hurt you.
Other pro-advice: plastic forks. Keep them in your bathroom and check the ejected enema solution in the toilet. Worms don't float. That's a weird lie someone started. It will look like just coffee, but you'll probably find some tissue down there.
Sorry for anyone normal who accidentally read this review.
It took me awhile to get used to this product because I've been using a bag that's much more flexible. One thing that helped a lot was cutting 18 inches off the length of the tube, as it was just so long that I found it extremely awkward for me to use and clean without spilling water all over the place. But now that the tube is a reasonable length, and I've gotten used to handling the less flexible material, I think it's actually a breeze to use. I especially like the wide opening at the top of the bag, which makes it so much easier to fill and to test the temperature of the liquid, as well as to clean after use. Plus I love the purple color!
I like this bag and tubing a lot. I have to admit I am using my old tip because I wasn't sure how much I would like the one they have with hole on the side. I may get to that but I'm happy using my old one. I ended up cutting the tubing in half and it works for me with the extra long hook. That way I'll have a new tube in a few months if this one gets to yucky looking with coffee stains. I really like the large opening so it's easier to pour my coffee in and also I can clean it better. Also, I like the way it looks a lot better, even if few people see it! It's a little hard for me to close the clamp off but I am managing.
I love how it's not messy like other douche bulb. Its simple and put together real nice. The fact they give you options for the tip is also a plus. The only thing I have to say, is the smell of the bag, you can really smell the material, and its not really pleasant. But, overall. It did want it was suppose to do and that was get the job done and I'm happy for that.
P.S I wonder if it's possible for the company to make longer tips. To be exact, the clear tips. I would love to have a option of buying a longer tip, not the other hard plastic tip,that comes it.
Be forewarned if you're used to the cheaper versions of this bag (i.e. the ones from Walgreen's or Target) there is a learning curve. The open top and flexible silicone sometimes can feel awkward at first. Otherwise I really like it. The downside you can't remove the tips on either end of the tube which I find concerning because I wonder if the tube will be completely dry. Being able to remove the tips would assure me that ALL parts are completely dry. I'm almost tempted to cut one of the ends but I don't want to take the chance of the tip not fitting correctly. Therefore one star remove.
Aussie Health can I buy replacements tubes?
Feature Product
- ✅ FDA LISTED ENEMA KIT | designed for Australian and American health standards with premium-purity(tm) imported materials. This colon cleansing enema bag is made with medical grade reusable odorless, BPA and phthalates free silicone and PVC tips.
- ✅ VERSATILE LONG 6.5ft TUBING | strong easy to use clamp (unlike stiff valves which are tricky to use with 1 hand) and open fountain top to allow for easy cleaning. This enema cleansing and detox kit is ideal for travel and can be used for water and/or coffee enemas in or out of the shower.
- ✅ DISCREET DRAWSTRING STORAGE BAG | for storing your colonic irrigation kit while not in use. Whether at home or travelling, avoid any unnecessary conversations about doing an enema or douche while ensure your kit remains clean.
- ✅ EXTRA TIPS FOR COMFORT | along with the 2 quart silicone coffee and water enema bag, you will receive a colonic irrigation nozzle as well as a soft, flexible, slim line tip for pain-free insertion. Extra tips are available for purchase separately.
- ✅ JULY 2016 IMPROVEMENTS & MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | New super strong clamp design and longer tubing. Same 100% satisfaction money back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your reusable enema bag kit.
Description
Improving An Age-Old Self-Care Ritual Since ancient times, people all over the world have used enemas to douche and aid healing.
The tools we use to conduct them have evolved, from mouth blown pipes (really!), to bronze pumps, to todays hot-water-bottle-looking enema colon cleansing kits that can be used at home.
Along the way though, the quality of the products started to deteriorate and we began to see reusable enema kits with toxic materials, strong smelling rubber, flimsy clamps and other defects.
Our Australian team set out on a mission to develop a set of medical grade enema kits that were safe, high-quality and functional.
Ones that would meet the high health expectations of people in countries such as Australia and America whether being used for water and/or coffee enemas in or out of the shower enemas (or even simply for douching).
Our 2 quart enema cleansing detox kit offers top of the line functionality for those looking for the premium solution.
- It is FDA listed, odorless and BPA/Phthalates free.
- A discreet drawstring black bag holds the 2 quart medical grade silicone kit.
- With an inside tube diameter of 0.27 inches other accessories can be attached.
- The open top of the bag allows for easy cleaning post use of your home colonic irrigation kit.
Buy Now and receive Aussie Health Co's 100% Money-Back Guarantee! (A 90 day refund policy for all valid reasons).
It works well and is easy to use. It loses a star for just one reason, being that the gadget needs to be cleaned after each use. And one of the connectors is tiny in size and so very hard to grasp with at least by man sized hands. I had to use slip joint pliers for awhile to pull it out of the tubing. After enough use the tubing must have stretched a tiny amount so that I can pull it apart without pliers now.
Great Product. However there should be some instructions on how to use the clip on the tube.
I was so impressed when I opened this as it is clearly top of the line! Well packaged and high quality materials used. Do not think there is a better one out there. Had purchased one that was made in China and it was unbelievably made of interior materials. strongly recommended this company and their product.
Everything came on time, as described, in perfect condition. Beautiful color of purple too! I use it for organic coffee enemas. I like the storage bag that came with so my family donesnt have to look at moms colon cleansing kit hanging up in the bathroom, lol. The tubing is nice and long and there's a nice little manual/guide that tells you everything about proper use, sanitation, and storage. The company emailed me to ask how I liked my product and gave me a link to online user reference material, should I want them. Great product- reducing my chemical exposure is very important to me so that's why I chose this Non toxic silicone bag and tube set. Great company, and great experience over all. Thanks!
Great quality product it will last a long time does not smell, good materials it comes with two nozzles and a carry bag best deal bar none trust me I had many.
Barry Peralta
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