Do you guys remember the red pill from the Matrix, that's what this is. I was doing deadlifts and used the nose tork for a new PR of 465#'s. I pulled it and right after the lift Morpheus came out of the mirror at the gym and told me to come with him.
one sniff and you'll be surrounded by Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at a Led Zeplin concert with a bald eagle on your shoulder and two handles of Jack taped to your hands. This stuff rocks.
This like getting slapped with a blue whale right in the face while flying on a bald eagle screaming "come at me bro" yeah so it's pretty good.
This stuff will make your eyeballs twice as wide, and grant you the testicular fortitude you need to lift a donkey wearing a steel plated harness. Only reason I didn't put 4 starts is because the packaging is poo. It WILL leak.
GIVES YOU THE POWER OF GOD
Feature Product
- LONG LASTING Bottle, no more breaking Ammonia Caps
- SUPER STRONG and POTENT professional Grade
- Powerlifters, weight lifters, upgrade from caps to this
- Exprienced users only or for Medical use/First Aid
- Wake up your body right before your BIG LIFTs
Description
Nose Tork Bottle of Ammonia Smelling Salts PowerLifting Weight Lifting Who wants the Best of the Best!! Super Potency and long lasting For Professional & HEAVY Weight Lifting Use only YOU either know about Nose Tork or you don't!!! WARNING - BEWARE OF KNOCKOFF OR COUNTERFEIT NOSE TORK TM OR NOSE BLAST TM. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL NOSE TORK SINCE 1993.
Just got my shipment in the mail. I brought them inside and started opening the 3 bottles to depressurize them since they were a little warm. No joke, I almost gassed myself out of the kitchen. I had a different brand before, and it was okay, but I damn near had to stick my nose in the bottle to get a good pull on it. This stuff makes me wince from a foot away. It feels like I'm smelling the inside of a nuclear reactor.
Saying that the salts are strong is an understatement. Very potent stuff, and I'm impressed with that aspect of it. The bottles though, need a bit of work. I was lucky enough to not have a leak like many other people here, but the bottoms of two out of the three bottles I ordered is distended like they were about to bust open. If you're going to buy this, and are lucky enough to not have it leak, keep it in a cool, dry, environment, and don't expose it to any drastic changes in temperature. Otherwise the gases in the bottle will expand or contract, and cause the leaks that everyone's complaining about.
It's like getting a pump for your nose! Save the curls for the girls, if you are about getting juicy and hitting them big lifts then you need to tork up on this nose tork!!! Smell the gains baby!
Powerful and effective. Great for waking up, hitting the gym, pranking co-workers, and launching raiding parties on unsuspecting villages in the britains and francia.
My mailman delivered this with tears in his eyes.
I thought he was emotional, but it turns out the ammonia was that potent.
The Nose Tork is strong and will definitely activate your CNS.
I recommend it.
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